Mammia Mia, Jennifer’s Body, and Venom are three movies made entirely for the girlies that straight men just didn’t understand.
“Oh yeah, Babs and Tim are the computer geniuses,” any one of the other Batkids say as they hack into the Pentagon for the third time that week.
“Oh yeah, Dick’s the nice, happy one,” one of the other Batkids say while Nightwing walks off whistling from where he left fourteen assassins unconscious and bleeding in an alley.
I mean are they wrong tho—
They are not wrong. They just probably (maybe even unintentionally) terrify half the Justice League when they say it.
Hal Jordan: Why are you telling me this?
Batchild: You asked about my siblings.
Hal Jordan: And I’m regretting it immensely.
Hal, speaking desperately into his JL communicator: Get me out of here.
Batchild: I’m right here
Batman: and I can hear you on the comms, too
Legend says, you can still hear Hal Jordan screaming if you wiggle your ear too hard
